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	Ah, Men From "Real Life Funnies", based on the Stan Mack comic strip. Lyrics and Music by Alan Menken He said you've got to be what you want if you want to be with me. I said being with you is exactly what I want to be. He said wanting to be with me is losing your identity. Ah, men... Ah, men... So I decided to try again. He said you need my respect and independence might accomplish that. I said I'll pack and leave today; I'm really glad we had this chat. He said you're trying to injure me, now, honey, that's not where it's at! Ah, men... Ah, men... But you can't guess what happened then! We made love, we made love, we made love...Ah, men! And we smoked, and we talked and we talked and talked and fucked things up again...Again! He said I want you to be with me and let me have my time alone. I said you really are the most confusing person that I've ever known. He said the fact that you're confused is why you can't live on your own. He said you've got to be what I want you to be, and then you'll grow into the girl you really are underneath the one we know. I said this has been fascinating, thanks a lot, I think I'll go. Ah, men... Ah, men... Can you believe what happened then? We made love, we made love, we made love again. And he said don't ever go; and I left. Amen!